Monday, March 16, 2009

I'm fuckn' 1337.

If you're Asian you GOTTA take this quiz 
If you're not, envy the Asians...  

So, how 'Asian' are you?????  

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia [x] You were born in Asia 
[x] You use the term "Azn" - only online, it'd be stupid to use it in real life. 
[ ] You think DDR is cool 
[x] You've watched lots of anime - not very nice. 
[ ] You like Korean drama 
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone 
[ ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race 
[x]You eat rice almost everyday 
[ ] You drink lemon tea  
X's so far: 5  

[ ] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster 
[x] You speak languages other than English fluently 
[ ] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents 
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you 
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report 
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting 
[x] You know your multiplication table 
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge
X's so far: 13  

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship 
[x] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc) 
[x] You're not the only child 
[X] You've gotten little red envelopes around February 
[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do 
[x] (If you're a girl)You prefer white guys over asian guys (If you're a guy) You prefer asian girls - :D 
[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted 
[x] You can do the rubiks cube - and the 4x4x4 
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house 
[x] You play computer games  
X's so far: 22  

[x] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home 
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt - wtf? 
[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times 
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house 
[ ] You own a gaming console [x] You play a musical instrument 
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house 
[x] You can use chopsticks 
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school 
X's so far: 29  

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day 
[ ] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[ ] You don't like football(soccer) 
[ ] You have a curfew  
[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means 
[ ] You know what purikura is 
[ ] You like bubble tea 
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come - they HAVE to. 
[x] You've played final fantasy 
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies  
X's so far: 31  

[x] You know what bok choy is 
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?" 
[ ] You have a tutor 
[ ] You've had pockys/yan yan before 
[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"  
X's so far: 34 

Your total x 2 
Result = 68% ASIAN !!

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