Monday, July 27, 2009

Totalitarianism

Ciplak-ed off Wikipedia:
Totalitarianism (or totalitarian rule) is a political system where the state recognizes no limits to its authority and strives to regulate every aspect of public and private life wherever feasible.

In other words, you can't go take a dump without asking your governing body/person. Imagine the fun of living in a world where only one person's opinion matters. The public isn't allowed to take part in any political related activities.

And that is how it all starts..

Pn. Hari - You're a racist. Big whoop. Pn. Hari, we all know that already, so there's no need to cover it up yeah. Not that anybody minds, you're entitled to your own opinion as we all are, but there's no need to come barging into my life and calling me out for choosing her. That's just bad taste. Keep your already pointy nose out of my business please.

Pn. Aminahton - Queen of the last minute work, eyh? Why don't you learn to do stuff earlier, and not scold your students for all your mistakes. That way, maybe people won't hate you that much. Not that I hate you, but I don't like you either. Loosen up on the scolding, and get more organized or just shut the fuck up. It's the only way you'll lose the title "slave driver"

Ustazahs of SMKWM - Just stay the fuck away.

Pn. Roslina - The little Normala that never could. Or, the little bitch that tried over and over, but still failed. You try really really hard to be just like her. Bias, making a complete fool out of yourself, overall trying to stick your nose in places where they don't belong. For fucks sake, if I told you there's a bar of gold deep inside the boys toilet you'd actually stick your hand into every hole just looking for it. You sad little twat. And I bet if Normala ever get what she wants, you'll be her right hand fuckface, right?

Pn. Norjihan - Who died and made you queen of the fucking world? You little bitch, I'd have turned you upside down and shaken whats left of your brains out myself if not for the fact that you're so fat and heavy that I wouldn't be able to carry you. How the fuck did you even become the advising teacher for the dance team? You can't move 10 feet without wiping out one of earths natural resources. And calling me kurang ajar? Go back to kindergarten, and learn the real meaning of kurang ajar please. I stood up for what I believed, wait, what I knew was right, and you couldn't accept that, you spineless ass-kisser.

Pn. Normala - You really are the epitomy of bias and stupidity. You could use a little work in the ass-kissing section though, maybe look for your friend Norjihan and ask her to give you lessons. How the fuck does your mind work, you sick bitch? You want to be involved in everything, and not because you care about everything, but because you want the glory. You want the power, and the students give it to you, and so do the teachers you bully. Don't think nobody notices how you lumber around the staff room like a rhino, taking candy from the little babies. And your emcee skills. They fucking suck. As in. Fucking. SUCK. Thank god the principal has a brain large enough to keep you in your place, for now.

Afiz - You're the special mention here, the only person below 30 to hit this list. Con-fucking-gratulations. You should be proud of yourself. At only 15, you've already managed to piss off the most cool of cool heads. You're the great pretender, always the best at everything, isn't that right? You're good at studies, athletics, and you've also led a choir! That makes you the fucking king of the hill amirite? Think twice ass-wipe, nobody likes you. And when I say nobody I mean, nobody. You're just a whiny little bitch who sizes up by bringing other people down. You have no idea how much I wanted you to fall flat on your face. You were lucky enough to pull out of choir. Drama king, or rather, king of the drama kings. There's nothing much to say about you, except that you suck ass, and being gay would be good taste for you.

Jojo - Now, I don't know your real name, nor do I want to. I think keeping you named as Jojo is good enough. You don't even deserve a title there, seeing as you're already Penolong Pengarah Kementerian Penerangan. That makes me oh so fucking scared. You're like Afiz all grown up, barging in at the very fucking last minute and changes everything to your liking. Its your preference, not the preference of the public, the people attending the show, and you still want to change it. While you're at it, might as well shorten the concert and cut out cool shit like the recorder songs and the guy's song. All because you had a fight with a 16-year-old Chinese boy. And I'm glad as ever that I fought with you. It just proves what a piece of horse-shit you are. Its like you're unable to talk without trying to bring someone down. And when you didn't manage to do it with me you take it out on my choir guys. Smart. You're worthy of the title of "worlds biggest douche bag", and I think I'll hand that to you personally, when I get the chance. But I think Jiason is going to get you first, so I'll take whats left of you. Jojo, living proof that the government is fucked.

5 comments:

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  2. Fazil you are a hypocrite. You should also be condemned just like you dearest friend....

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  3. Hmm, I never got around to reading Fazil's post, it must've been damn funny.

    shelly you left out an "r" in your "you". And please next time, figure out a better name than that, its a-p-p-a-l-l-i-n-g.

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  4. Oh by the way Pn. Normala.
    I hacked blogspot before your husband could ;)

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  5. wait..i don't understand..u hacked blogspot as in?

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