Bumpy roads aren't meant for bicycles

But I decided to cycle to school anyway. I just wanted to see Safiyyah, was really missing her, even just after a day.. Okay, so I wanted more info about the Aatikah suicide case(she almost succeeded), but mainly Safiyyah :P So I got on my bike, and cycled all the way to school. All 6 fuckin' kilometers. Woooooot, sweat!

After many traffic lights, and lots of carbon monoxide, I finally arrived at school. Lo and behold, the first person to see me.... KACANG SOYA. Lalala, he was so fucking scared of Aatikah because she sits behind him in class. Ah wells, on to the SPBT room to see Anderson and the ICG(Imba Chinese Gang). Then on to the bilik kaunseling.

HAREZ, FAAIZ, LUQMAN! WOOOOT! Lolz, they were sitting down laughing at Aatikah, those bastards xD I decided to join them and we all had a good laugh(yes, we suck)... Then they told me... Safiyyah didn't stay back. Phhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck -__- We then proceeded to the canteen because Luqman was hungry, although he never really bought any food. Oh well, Harez and I had a blast chasing Amira Kecik around the canteen :D I can't believe shes so afraid of us. Also met up with Rachel, Sher Nee, Mun Yee, Jason and Joanne.

*Fuck you Jason for confirming Safiyyah didn't stay back.

OH SHIT ITS RAINING!!! How the hell am I going to cycle back?! Oh well, I'll just lepak with the 3 bastards for a while. xD We rayau the skola and decided to sit in our class singing jiwang songs like Regresa Mi. Then we started singing other shitty songs like Linkin Park - Mind you, LP rocks. Of course, all of this was with the assistance of Faaiz's phone :D Then we started beatboxing and singing in falsetto. Of course none of us can beatbox very well, and our falsetto's sound like dying cats(mine is perfect though, I've been practising since I was young :P) To accompany this funny shit, we were talking about how hot Taylor Swift is and the KSD (Kelab Sedeyh Doe) Do note that the entire time my feet were on Fatimahs table and Luqman's ass was wiping Sher Nees table :D

Magic note: Our singing made the rain stop ;)

Luqman the short bastard decided to ditch us pimps for Rachel and Sher Nee later on xD We went on without him. And then I got a call from Anderson. Assuming that it was Anderson I answered with "Hoi what chuu wan?". There was a short pause of silence, then I heard a lady's voice talking back through the phone, in mandarin. I went to look outside my class; OH SHIT ITS HIS MOM CALLING. Lalala, I hung up and looked for Anderson, that idiot -.- Why the hell would his mom call me, assuming I'M Anderson? Bahhhhh, who cares.

We all went out and met up with Adam while waiting for our transport (they were playing with my bike lol) We saw Zaharzee, Marina and Zakiah while waiting lol, also saw JAH-SONG who proceeded to molest my bicycle.

Everyone went back in the end, except Harez. Can you say DITCHED? I wonder what time his dad eventually got there.. Not really, I don't care :P I had my own challenge: cycling 6km on wet wet roads. I did get back in the end and had to help cook macaroni for dinner :(

After that, Safiyyah was online, so I decided to "scold" her for not staying back :P Ehehe, one thing led to another, one question brought another with it, and next thing you know we were having mushy conversations again :) Hehe, love that girl, and she's mine :)

So that be teh endz0rs of this postzors.

Sudhan oh Sudhan

Rules:

It's harder than it looks!
Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
They have to be real. Nothing made up!
If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl question.

1. What is your name: Jonathan

2. A four-lettered word: Jack

3. A boy's name: Jason

4. A girl's name: Jasmine

5. An occupation: Jockey

6. A colour: Jade

7. Something you'll wear:  Jam tangan (nobody said I can't be dwibahasa =P)

9. A type of food: Jalapeno

10. Something in the bathroom: John ( lol :[ )

11. A place: Jamaica is a place

12. Reason for being late: Jumped over an electric fence; failed.

13. Something you'd shout: JENG JENG JENG

14. A movie title: the Jungle Book

15. Something you drink: Juice

16. A musical group: Jet

17. An animal: Jackass

18. A street name: Jalan (anything)

19. A type of car: Jaguar

20. Title of a song: Jailhouse Rock

I tag: Y-O-U. Its not like I'm going to name everyone I know -.-

BRAKE!!

Warning : There is a 16-year-old mad dude on the road driving a green Wira.

I wasn't supposed to be driving actually, but my mom made after she was done teaching Sam. I was pretty shaky at first, but then I got better with everything, and drove to school on the highway at 65 km/h. Take that Rachel. Then I drove home to drop Sam off, then went back to school, then to my grans in Air Panas. =D Maybe I'll get a head start on this crap, seeing as my birthday is just before the SPM.

Puh - ZAM!

Once again, the title is totally irrelevant to the post. Can't blame me for doing it, its BERSTYLO =D

The damn exams have come, and I feel like boycotting it. My reasoning;

1. Its government set - its a bunch of stupidly put together questions. I mean, C'MON, 2 history papers while all the other subjects only have one paper? Thats just fucked up, I mean, if you want to give a subject 2 papers at least let that subject be something important.

2. Some teacher(whom I truly, deeply despise and will not mention her name here...Nor-fuckin'-mala) has decided to classify the students according to their exam results using colored badges. How fucking stupid is that, its fucking elitism. Is she trying to seperate the students who are already seperated by the already-stupid status quo?

3. It is one of the many hundreds of exams coming this year. Is the government trying to burn out out brains before the middle of the year? Pro tip for the gov: Making your SPM students sit for 666 exams before the actual SPM is real fucking smart. I mean, I can skip this one and just get ready for the next, or I could just chill till the real Ass-Pee-Am.

4. Its an exam - Who has ever wanted to sit for an exam, besides Sharinah and Rabie?

Emo-whiner signing out!

RodentsAreNotTiny

Damn, its Valentines tomorrow, and Safiyyah has tuition. Might not even go to school.

:( Now I don't know what to do for her.

Swine

12th -> Phua turns 17

13th -> Jason turns 17

14th -> Mael turns 17

:D Wonderful isn't it? 3 days, 2 people getting beaten up (Phuas so nice we x sampai hati)

The truth

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you. 
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships