You know I don't eat chicken

Dead.

2009-10-23T20:29:00.001+08:00

http://insertanyname.blogspot.com/

Drama

2009-07-31T23:10:00.000+08:00

Do I know it, or do I know it..

I hate you.

Totalitarianism

2009-07-27T20:52:00.002+08:00

Ciplak-ed off Wikipedia:

Totalitarianism (or totalitarian rule) is a political system where the state recognizes no limits to its authority and strives to regulate every aspect of public and private life wherever feasible.

In other words, you can't go take a dump without asking your governing body/person. Imagine the fun of living in a world where only one person's opinion matters. The public isn't allowed to take part in any political related activities.

And that is how it all starts..

Pn. Hari - You're a racist. Big whoop. Pn. Hari, we all know that already, so there's no need to cover it up yeah. Not that anybody minds, you're entitled to your own opinion as we all are, but there's no need to come barging into my life and calling me out for choosing her. That's just bad taste. Keep your already pointy nose out of my business please.

Pn. Aminahton - Queen of the last minute work, eyh? Why don't you learn to do stuff earlier, and not scold your students for all your mistakes. That way, maybe people won't hate you that much. Not that I hate you, but I don't like you either. Loosen up on the scolding, and get more organized or just shut the fuck up. It's the only way you'll lose the title "slave driver"

Ustazahs of SMKWM - Just stay the fuck away.

Pn. Roslina - The little Normala that never could. Or, the little bitch that tried over and over, but still failed. You try really really hard to be just like her. Bias, making a complete fool out of yourself, overall trying to stick your nose in places where they don't belong. For fucks sake, if I told you there's a bar of gold deep inside the boys toilet you'd actually stick your hand into every hole just looking for it. You sad little twat. And I bet if Normala ever get what she wants, you'll be her right hand fuckface, right?

Pn. Norjihan - Who died and made you queen of the fucking world? You little bitch, I'd have turned you upside down and shaken whats left of your brains out myself if not for the fact that you're so fat and heavy that I wouldn't be able to carry you. How the fuck did you even become the advising teacher for the dance team? You can't move 10 feet without wiping out one of earths natural resources. And calling me kurang ajar? Go back to kindergarten, and learn the real meaning of kurang ajar please. I stood up for what I believed, wait, what I knew was right, and you couldn't accept that, you spineless ass-kisser.

Pn. Normala - You really are the epitomy of bias and stupidity. You could use a little work in the ass-kissing section though, maybe look for your friend Norjihan and ask her to give you lessons. How the fuck does your mind work, you sick bitch? You want to be involved in everything, and not because you care about everything, but because you want the glory. You want the power, and the students give it to you, and so do the teachers you bully. Don't think nobody notices how you lumber around the staff room like a rhino, taking candy from the little babies. And your emcee skills. They fucking suck. As in. Fucking. SUCK. Thank god the principal has a brain large enough to keep you in your place, for now.

Afiz - You're the special mention here, the only person below 30 to hit this list. Con-fucking-gratulations. You should be proud of yourself. At only 15, you've already managed to piss off the most cool of cool heads. You're the great pretender, always the best at everything, isn't that right? You're good at studies, athletics, and you've also led a choir! That makes you the fucking king of the hill amirite? Think twice ass-wipe, nobody likes you. And when I say nobody I mean, nobody. You're just a whiny little bitch who sizes up by bringing other people down. You have no idea how much I wanted you to fall flat on your face. You were lucky enough to pull out of choir. Drama king, or rather, king of the drama kings. There's nothing much to say about you, except that you suck ass, and being gay would be good taste for you.

Jojo - Now, I don't know your real name, nor do I want to. I think keeping you named as Jojo is good enough. You don't even deserve a title there, seeing as you're already Penolong Pengarah Kementerian Penerangan. That makes me oh so fucking scared. You're like Afiz all grown up, barging in at the very fucking last minute and changes everything to your liking. Its your preference, not the preference of the public, the people attending the show, and you still want to change it. While you're at it, might as well shorten the concert and cut out cool shit like the recorder songs and the guy's song. All because you had a fight with a 16-year-old Chinese boy. And I'm glad as ever that I fought with you. It just proves what a piece of horse-shit you are. Its like you're unable to talk without trying to bring someone down. And when you didn't manage to do it with me you take it out on my choir guys. Smart. You're worthy of the title of "worlds biggest douche bag", and I think I'll hand that to you personally, when I get the chance. But I think Jiason is going to get you first, so I'll take whats left of you. Jojo, living proof that the government is fucked.

Lol

2009-07-21T19:18:00.002+08:00

Its fun to be tired, cranky and pissed at the same time. You should try this concoction of emotions, it feels just like smashing a flaming brick onto your left ribs. Then when you're lying on the floor bleeding out your side like cats and dogs, praying that you won't kick it, that there's someone else on your side, you finally realize that you're all alone in life, and nobody cares, not even the big guy up in the sky. Oh just let me die here alone, not like you guys will notice right?

Things are better again with her. We talk, laugh a bit, hang out after school sometimes. Its just like the old times. Well, almost. But who am I to complain? I'm but half of the relationship. That's the thing with relationships. Both people have to be heading in the same direction for it to work. I guess I'm just too slow then :)

But I figure everything is going to be alright, so long as she doesn't know whats going on in my head. Some things are better left untold I've heard..

Alone

2009-07-15T10:07:00.003+08:00

At home. I'm missing school too, not like anybody would notice. They're all either at UPM or Petrosains for some field trip. Me? I couldn't be bothered actually, going to school and not catching a glimpse of her makes all the less worthwhile.

Sometimes I wonder, was it the right thing to have told her so much? Maybe if I kept life a secret, away from her in a deep dark storage container, she would not be so upset? To the point that a little bird told me she doesn't talk much to her at home anymore. The torment in her, she tries to hide it but I can see it in her eyes, even though she won't look at me anymore. It makes me think about that faithful 29th of May, or even 4th of September. She could've been alone and free, or even better, she could be with another soul, happy that he is more caring than I, always there when she needs him. For I am not of the same world as she is..

Would life have been better for her had I not popped that question?

I guess..

2009-07-11T23:13:00.003+08:00

I tried to put a smile on for today, after all, I was at another beings house. It was okay for awhile, but then she came. Everything went downhill after that. She didn't seem to want to converse with me today, I think maybe she was just shy. I pray it was just that actually, imagine if just didn't want to talk with me. But then again, she did shun me from walking her back, a short walk, but a walk nonetheless. It would've been nice to walk her back, even though the distance was not far, nor would the time have been long. I would've enjoyed the short moments in life with her, but they seem so far away from where I am.

Now I worry that she no longer feels for me the way she used to. Maybe its my fault.. It probably is.

I guess she's just not that into me anymore, if she ever was.. Oh well, time will tell.

Happy birthday Yazmeen.. and Harez

2009-07-11T23:11:00.001+08:00

11th July, Yazmeen

12th July, Harez

You're both so old :D

Absence

2009-07-06T21:29:00.002+08:00

There is a room over there. A room that's missing something. There is an absence in that room. The red paint has faded off the walls into a dull maroon, almost greyish in shade. What used to be warmth and joy is now just cold, the room is so cold it sends shivers down my spine. There is no furniture, nothing left of the past. As I stand in it, my mind empties as I lay to the floor and just stare at the damp ceiling.. An open window slams and opens against the wind. Perhaps that is how it got in?

Headaches

2009-07-03T20:30:00.003+08:00

What am I to do, when in my heart emotions battle?

It will be a long hard battle, one that will rage my body to its very core.

I just hope that one emotion stays true, and prevails.

I'm tired when she talks. But then I'm tired when anyone talks now. I'm just tired I guess. Its a funny feeling, to feel 4 times your age. Sometimes I want to ignore her, just so I can get some rest, and forget about the world outside my own, ignored barren land. But when she looks at me, when she looks at me with her round, perfect eyes, filled with innocence and hope, I can do nothing but to accept her into my heart. She, who has done so much for me, I cannot forget her, and I never will.

What can I do to make her happy?

The Sands of Time

2009-07-02T19:28:00.002+08:00

Alas, always changing relentlessly, moving here and there, never stopping once to rest. It is such the futility of ones efforts to control the sands. The Sands, one could say, is a sapient life form, capable of logical reasoning, and always using it to shift the balance of our lives. We cannot say our future, for our future is unknown, left only to the bending and willing of the Sands of Time..

Questions. The one thing that keeps our lives moving. Or rather, the one thing that keeps us alive. Questions. Provoking the minds of the young and bothering the minds of the elderly. Everyone will face the same battles, the same mountains, all that differentiates us is questions. To answer it this way, or that way, that is our own choice. And that will lead us to our fate. For the Sands of Time always contort us into a position of extreme discomfort, knowing what questions to pitch at us.

---

I am sitting on a fence, and old fence. Old and worn torn, swaying to the winds command. I believe this fence will break anytime, dragging me to the floor with it. The pain would be rather intense. I could jump. Jump off this cliff that the fence is precariously positioned on. But why would I jump? What would I be jumping onto? What would I be jumping for? Or. Who would I jump for?

I look down at my feet. They look funny, dangling in the air, rather small compared to whats down there below me. The sea. One large body of water, or 2 hydrogen atoms 1 oxygen atom, if we'd like to get scientific about it. The name of this sea escapes me. For this is no ordinary sea. It is a sea of emotions, whirling together seamlessly, almost as if working towards the same goal. I look out on the horizon. A sea of blue and green awaits, calm and happy. The ultimatum of life, desired by all, but never attainable. Untouchable, unattainable, irretrievable, it all spells the same thing; nothing. I look closer to me. Red. Brown. Anger. Greed. Pain. Suffering. Hardship. Most of what I see is red. I now fear the worst for me, as soon enough the fence will drop down, plunging me into the waters that I fear.

But I see a familiar face out there, playing along the blue and green. It is but a girl, happily walking the shoreline of a small island in the middle of the blue. She looks up at me, straight in the eyes, and smiles. A smile that fills the crevices of my heart with warmth and happiness. I believe this is called love. We share our moment for awhile before she walks into the forest, avoiding my gaze. Thus, my heart again is filled by nothing but a desire, a desire to be with her. To sit on the shoreline with her every evening, watching the sun go down as we contemplate life, and the wonder that is the link that we share because of love.

But what if I just turn around and jump off the other way? I look behind me. Darkness. Emptiness. The void. A cold shiver creeps up my neck, I know what I fear most awaits me in the void. Solitude. Once a coward of being alone, always a coward of being alone. I turn back and face the ocean. The sun beats on my skin, sending warmth and I wonder; is this courage? Or is this just an illusion, the sun tempting me to jump.. I gaze again at the blue and green. Its far away, almost hidden by the raging red.

I close my eyes, and pray the choice I make is the right one. Then I.

13th June

2009-06-13T13:24:00.001+08:00

I guess it makes life better, doesn't it?

A walk in the park, a walk around KL, a movie, what the heck.

A girl, by the name of Safiyyah Mohd Farid, yes :)

I love you Safiyyah :)

Lets learn numbers

2009-05-29T13:50:00.002+08:00

That makes 4 times, Safiyyah. :)

The big fat rage filled emo post on how much life sucks and how easy it is to ruin relationships with people even my own girlfriend.

2009-05-25T00:31:00.001+08:00

Exactly.

One month

2009-05-17T21:18:00.000+08:00

Give me a break, I can blog whenever I feel like it.

Life

2009-05-17T21:05:00.007+08:00

Life is peculiar.

One knows not his beggining, nor his ending.

One might even say life is but a long days imagination.

The many spectacles one experiences as he lives his life,

the surprises, the sadness, the sorrow.

The sense of belonging, crushed.

Yet one thing holds true.

The love. Or rather, the ove.

One person above the rest.

I ove you Yaya :)

Note: Your FB pic rocks, thus I stole it :)

Psychological Psychosematics

2009-04-19T21:54:00.001+08:00

Wow, this is fun. Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	High
Schizoid Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Disorder:	High
Antisocial Disorder:	High
Borderline Disorder:	Moderate
Histrionic Disorder:	Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:	High
Avoidant Disorder:	Very High
Dependent Disorder:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	High
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

My Top 5

2009-04-05T12:58:00.004+08:00

More of a comparison of the things I do/have really.

My Top 5 Web Browsers:

1. Google Chrome

Given me the best performance so far in every single category. Clean, fast, simple.

2. Internet Explorer 8

Its good, good speed, have yet to test its download rate, the only problem I find with it is that it types slowly.

3. Mozilla Firefox 3

Must say I wasn't so happy with this one. It starts up slowly, and sometimes doesn't load webpages properly. But it works like a whistle most of the time.

4. Opera

One of the fastest speeds I've seen on a web browser. However, not very user-friendly and it always loads your last visited page.

5. Flock

A very socially oriented web browser. With auto-links to YouTube, Facebook, Flickr and the likes, I find this browser not so useful to me. Based off Mozilla source codes, thus has the same problems.

My Top 5 Drinks:

1. 100 Plus

Its 100-fuckin'-plus. It rawks.

2. Orange juice

Its tasty, it quenches your thirst, and its healthy. Only thing I'm not happy about is that I never get enough of it.

3. Cold water

Ahhhhhh. :)

4. 7-Up/Sprite/Miranda Orange/Kikapoo

Yes, a 3-way tie ladies and gentlemen! They all have a nice tang of citrus to them, and fizziness just rocks.

5. Limau Ais

Perfect for a long hard day of Kumon.

My Top 5 Foods:

1. Durian

Its the king of fruits. It sooo deserves to be up there *Glares at Safiyyah*.

2. Burger King Triple-Patty Black Pepper Burger

Every single word in there makes me drool.

3. Char Kuey Teow

Best Chinese food ever. EVER. EVERRRR.

4. My moms Fried Rice

5. Chicken

The honorable mention in this section. :(

My Top 5 Snacks/Junkfoods:

1. Fries (McDonalds to be exact)

Too salty. Wayyy to salty. I love 'em.

2. Pringles (Sour Cream and Onion)

Preservatives will be the death of me.

3. Apples

The one and only healthy thing on this list. Sweet, juicy, crunchy and HUGE. Thats how I like my apples.

4. Twiggies

Hehehehehe. Vanilla.

5. Buns

Yes, buns, as in bread, with stuff in it. Cheese, Chicken-Pies, you name it. I eat it.

My Top 5 Things-I-Can't-Live-Without:

1. Sony Ericsson w350i

Not much of a phone, but songs, messages, and access to people is what I love.

2. Rubiks cubes, 2x2, 3x3, 4x4, 5x5

All sizes actually. After much debating, I decided that phone > cube. But the cube still rocks my socks!

3. My computer, the internet

Way better for communication/work/entertainment.

4. -

5. -

More coming soon.

She's back.

2009-03-30T16:33:00.001+08:00

Just thought you should know :)

Lala Hashim

2009-03-20T17:20:00.003+08:00

She's T-A-G-G-E-D me. :)
So this tag is for her, even though I don't know her well :P

7 Facts about me

# 1 - I am Tan Wei Xiat. Jonathan isn't my real name :) And no, just because I like people to call me Jonathan doesn't make me an illegal immigrant.

# 2 - I'm addicted to these little cubes. They're called Rubik's Cubes. And I'm working on the 5x5x5 now :D Its torture, it makes me think 200 times harder than I normally do all day, but its worth it ;)

# 3 - Thinking weird thoughts is what I do best. Its a natural talent I have, and I'm glad I have it. Makes up for all the boring teachers I put up with during school.

# 4 - I am a normal person. People treat me as though I'm smarter than them (wtf?) or faster, or just better in an overall sense. I don't see why the fuck you'd do that actually. If you take the time to analyze the situation, you'd find that I am in fact more lowly than the average person.

# 5 - I have a mega-super-wtf-imba-epic large ass :) Just thought I'd share this knowledge with you.

# 6 - Pessimism is my best friend. I appreciate his company. Yes, Pessismism is a MAN. No, I am not a sexist.

# 7 - There is one thing I treasure more than anything else. Or should I say, one person? :)

6 Unspectacular quirks

# 1 - For all the knowledge that I hold in my puny head, I have no idea what an unspectacular quirk is. I find this rather unspectacular.

# 2 - I openly wish for all Teen Disney Stars to die. I mean, common', what the fuck? Miley Cry-us, Jonas Threesome, TROY BOLTON and THAT BITCH HE'S WITH, they all deserve to die. Ruining everything Walt Disney worked towards. Disney is in a downward spiral, and its all because of Sam, Alex and Clover.

# 3 - I'm a racist.

# 4 - Not only am I racist, I tell people not to be racist. Hypocrisy is my middle name, look for it.

# 5 - I hate getting hair cuts. I don't like long hair, but I'm afraid of barbers :( And the salons with the freakishly ugly hair stylists are even worse

# 6 - When I go out to eat at fancy parties, I tend to end up not eating much. I'm allergic to chicken, duck and turkey. My excema makes me allergic to all shellfish, including prawns and crabs. My body cannot tolerate lots of oil, thus I stay away from extremely deep fried food. Oh well.

I'm fuckn' 1337.

2009-03-16T12:13:00.002+08:00

If you're Asian you GOTTA take this quiz

If you're not, envy the Asians...

So, how 'Asian' are you?????

[x] Both of your parents are from Asia [x] You were born in Asia

[x] You use the term "Azn" - only online, it'd be stupid to use it in real life.

[ ] You think DDR is cool

[x] You've watched lots of anime - not very nice.

[ ] You like Korean drama

[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone

[ ] Your parents want you to marry within your own race

[x]You eat rice almost everyday

[ ] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 5

[ ] You style your hair

[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster

[x] You speak languages other than English fluently

[ ] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents

[x] Your parents have high expectations of you

[x] You always get A's/B's on your report

[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting

[x] You know your multiplication table

[x] You play badminton or table tennis

[x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

X's so far: 13

[x] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship

[x] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)

[x] You're not the only child

[X] You've gotten little red envelopes around February

[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do

[x] (If you're a girl)You prefer white guys over asian guys (If you're a guy) You prefer asian girls - :D

[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted

[x] You can do the rubiks cube - and the 4x4x4

[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house

[x] You play computer games

X's so far: 22

[x] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home

[ ] You have karaoke at home

[ ] You know BOA/Gazette/Ayumi Hamasaki/Gackt - wtf?

[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times

[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house

[ ] You own a gaming console [x] You play a musical instrument

[x] You don't wear shoes in your house

[x] You can use chopsticks

[x] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 29

[ ] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day

[ ] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod

[ ] You don't like football(soccer)

[ ] You have a curfew

[ ] You know what ulzzang/tb means

[ ] You know what purikura is

[ ] You like bubble tea

[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come - they HAVE to.

[x] You've played final fantasy

[ ] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 31

[x] You know what bok choy is

[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"

[ ] You have a tutor

[ ] You've had pockys/yan yan before

[x] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad"

X's so far: 34

Your total x 2

Result = 68% ASIAN !!

Speaking of Slumdog Millionaire..

2009-03-16T10:54:00.001+08:00

Don't you think Salim has a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson?

Slum-Jon?

2009-03-16T10:23:00.004+08:00

Yes, I actually went out to watch a movie. Shocking, isn't it?

Actually, I went out with my family to Midvalley for the Education Fair. Yes, I'm 16, in Form 5, and haven't completed my SPM yet. Who cares? Might as well get information now so I won't be clueless like Sam. :D

Nothing great over there to be honest, there was a few nice courses/programmes there. All it really did to me is strengthen my belief that I should study in the line of Maths and IT after taking my A-Levels. Also, one lecturer proved to me that my Chemistry is shabby :P I told him, "I'm not interested in Chemistry." to which he replied, "Oh, okay :D".

*yay* A small treat: 1901! Yes, it doesn't seem like much, but I thoroughly enjoy a good Chicago Beef :D

Went to the movies after that, we watched Slumdog Millionaire. Its a nice movie, not my type however. It concentrated on the real things in life, struggles a slumdog faced to get where he is today. Its a great movie, but too insightful for a person of my low caliber. I wouldve prefered something like Watchmen :P

After the movie we just went home, there isn't anything nice at Midvalley. I prefer KLCC for the massive fast-food selection.

I saw Anisah online after that, wanted to ask how Saff is, but after all the formalities she had to go :( Oh well, I'll try again today.

I miss you.

Is this correct?

2009-03-14T15:46:00.001+08:00

Seems like it is to me.

Your view on yourself:

Other people find you very interesting, but you are really hiding your true self. Your friends love you because you are a good listener. They'll probably still love you if you learn to be yourself with them.

The type of girlfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

Your have very sensible tactics when approaching the opposite sex. In many ways people find your straightforwardness attractive, so you will find yourself with plenty of dates.

Your views on education

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You're a practical person and will choose a secure job with a steady income. Knowing what you like to do is important. Find a regular job doing just that and you'll be set for life.

How do you view success:

You are afraid of failure and scared to have a go at the career you would like to have in case you don't succeed. Don't give up when you haven't yet even started! Be courageous.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You like privacy very much because you enjoy spending time with your own thoughts. You like to disappear when you cannot find solutions to your own problems, but you would feel better if you learned to share your thoughts with a person you trust.

92

2009-03-14T15:37:00.003+08:00

Again, just filling my time while she's away.

Do this and re-post it with the title:
I've done <> out of the 132 things.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 6

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 11

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 13

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Sand Angel

SO FAR: 17

Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 22

Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 26

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 28

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 32

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 36

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR:38

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 41

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (very subjective question)

SO FAR: 45

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 50

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made a Prank Phone Call
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR:53

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR:55

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Rollerblading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR:58

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR:60

Level 22
( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 63

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR:66

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been in a tree house
( ) Been scared to watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 69

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 71

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 74

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (within a circle of friends, duhh)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 78

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (luckily)
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someone's Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 83

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 87

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR:91

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total : 92

Alive

2009-03-13T22:31:00.002+08:00

Tagged by something. Figured this is something I can do to pass the time. I tag everyone else by the way.

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag as many friends.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Fantasy Girl - Caprice (definitely not)

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Unwell - Matchbox Twenty (true, in a way)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Bleed it out - Linking Park (cool, I like emos)

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Your call - Secondhand Serenade (lol, in a way)

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE PURPOSE?
My Love - Justin Timberlake ft T.I. (wow I'm a lover not a fighter)

6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

Which Backstreet Boy is Gay - Weird Al Yankovic (rofl)

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Shake It - Metrostation (they think I'm a shaky person? which I am..)

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Stronger - Kanye West (=.=)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
I Love You Anyway - Boyzone ( :] Safiyyah )

10. WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO DURING TAKE 5?
Say (All I Need) - One Republic

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy (lies!)

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz (lolwut?)

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Breaking The Habit - Linkin Park (I have bad habits :P)

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Yakety Sax - Boots Randolph (youtube it up, its a very happy and jumpy song)

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon 5 (its my wedding, of course I won't)

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton (wow I have some good shuffle luck)

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
The Device has Been Modified - Victims of Science (well, I like to play around with devices)

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Mockingbird - Eminem (metaphorically, maybe)

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Bakkwo - Lee Jung Hyun (yes, I have ONE Korean song)

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
All We Are - One Republic (hmmm..)

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Wake Up Call - Maroon 5 (some are a little sleepy-looking :P)

22. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Alive - POD (I still am)

Day 1

2009-03-12T21:58:00.003+08:00

Its like fasting, giving up something you really like for a period of time.

I'll probably only get to chat with her a few times a week.

I pray for a safe trip

I hope that she'll remember me when she gets back :P

But now, I just can't help but wonder.. Who's taking care of Pratunam?

Greatest Recipe Ever

2009-03-11T19:32:00.003+08:00

The Recipe for Happiness

Ingredients:

The one you love

Lots of rain

Walking

Her hand

Her smile

Recipe:

Just mix it all up.

Malik sucks.

2009-03-08T08:10:00.005+08:00

100 questions, here we go.
People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs
Tag 10 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse.These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.
Continue this game by sending it to other people

I've tagged :
Anyone who reads this.

01. What have you been doing recently?
Chatting with Safiyyah :), lurking DA Forums

02. Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Once in a blue moon.

03. What had happened at 10.00 am today?
Its only 8.10 now :P

04. When did you last cry?
A few days ago - I ate some chili.

05. Believe in fate/destiny?
I believe that in the choices I make.

06. What do you want in your life right now?
A better computer and ISP. (no offense to my current comp, and shitmyx just sucks)

07. Do you carry an umbrella when it rains,or just put up your hood?
I walk bare-headed(?) - I don't own either.

08.What's your favourite thing to have on your bed?
Mattress.

09. What bottom are you wearing now?
Green apek shorts.

10. What's the nicest text in your inbox say?
"Thanks though" - Safiyyah

11. Do you tend to make a relationship complicated?
Your Elephant is Stupid.

12. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone?
I don't borrow clothes?

13. What was the last movie you caught?
On TV, Sleeping Beauty (yes I watch Disney Classics), in the Cinema/plex/whatever, Bolt.

14. What are you proud of?
My friends.

15. What does the oldest message in your inbox says?
"Yeah..." - Safiyyah (I just cleared my inbox a few days ago)

16. What was the last song you sang out loud?
Regresa Mi :D *looks at Harez*

17. Do you have any nicknames?
Theres this one annoying girl in Form 3 that likes to call me "Jonat". I think thats it?

18. What does your last received text message say?
"Mcm skola biasa kot. Pkai bj skola haha" - Harez

19. What time did you go to bed last night?
12.30am.

20. Are you currently happy?
No, I'm not happy. Very very not happy. Its breakfast and theres no food in my house. *RAGE*

21. Who gives you best advice?
Bue Lim! :)

22. Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
Shhhh, my mom doesn't know.

23. Who did you talk on phone last night?
Nobody.

24.Is anyone bugging you right now?
Nobody I think. In fact, I think its me bugging "anyone" :P

25.What/ Who was the last thing/ person to make you laugh?
Safiyyah usha panas.

26. Do you wear toe socks?
Lulz wtf, you mean those socks that make you look like you have frostbite? enno

27. Who was the last person you missed a call from?
Amira Razali *hehehe*

28. Have you ever had your heartbroken?
Many times, by the same girl :P OR MB NOT HURHURLULZ?

29. What annoys you most in a person?
The inability to say no *points at self*

30. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Nope.

31. Have you ever done cocaine?
I'm a Meth guy.

32. What is the colour of your room?
Pale green.

33.Would you kill someone you hate for a billion dollars?
I'd use some of the money to hire a contract killer to do the dirty work for me.

34. Do you believe in the saying of: talk is cheap?
Not when it comes from a certain girl.

35. Who was the last person to lie in your bed?
No one sleeps on my bed. No one enters my room. EVER.

36. Who was the last person to hug you?
Can it be me hugging someone instead? *Safiyyah* :P

37. Did anyone see the last person you kissed?
'No one' saw the last person I kissed. I have kissed 'no one'. Paradox

38. Do you have a life?
Life is a characteristic of organisms that exhibit certain biological processes such as chemical reactions or other events that result in a transformation - Wikipedia. TELL ME you don't have this.

39. Have you ever thought someone died, when they really didn't die?
Yeh, me uncle. He didn't die, his bro did :P

40. What is the reason behind your profile song?
I have a profile song?

41. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
Don't remember.

42. Last time you smiled?
I'm constantly smiling inside because of her.

43. Have you changed this year?
Durh hur

44. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of silence. Absolute silence.

45. Are you talking to someone while doing this?
No one is online at 8.30am

46. Do you walk with your eyes opened or closed?
I squint.

47. Is there a quote you live by?
Nope.

48. Do you want someone you cannot have?
I already have someone I can have and want to have.

49. Have you ever played an instrument?
Quite a few.

50. What was the worst idea you've had in this week?

Don't remember lulz.

51. What were you doing last night at 11 pm?
I'm not like Malik, cruelly pointing out grammatical errors in a tag. I was chatting with Safiyyah :D

52. Are you happy with your love life right now?
More than happy.!

53. What song best describe your love life?
Jason Mraz - Lucky

54. Does the person know that you like him/her?
Yes lol? xD

55. Who always makes you laugh?
Harez.

56. Do you speak other language other than English?
I speak 1337speak, and eat l33t-o's

57. Favourite website(s)?
blogger.com, forum.dota-allstars.com, yahoo.com, myspace.com, facebook.com

58. What's your middle name?
Errrr.. LOL in the name Tan Wei Xiat (Jonathan), wheres the middle?

59. What are you doing tomorrow?
The usual holiday routine. Computer, food, chatting, and I might add in some running around/driving.

60. What do you think you are like?
A penguin. I have a horrible desire to touch the sky, yet I'm stuck on the ground stumbling around like an idiot.

61. Who will you choose to die with?
When the time comes, you will know the answer.

62. Where have you been today?
Toilet, bedroom, kitchen, computer table.

63. What game do you play often?
DotA. But not very often now.

64. Who are you missing right now?
The Rising Tigers.

65. If you have to choose between friend and love,who will you choose?
I love my friend, and her name is Safiyyah.

66. What are you doing right now?
This. *unchanged from Malik* :D

67. Which primary school are you from?
PDS International School, Bandar Sri Begawan. SK Wangsa Melawati, Jalan Genting Klang.

68. Name 3 colours that you like.
Green. Orange. Extreme Red.

69. What emotion do you like to show?
:( covered up with a :D

70. What is your life to you?
A messy pool of events.

71. If you have something troubling you,what will you do?
I'll take a nap, then I'll wake up and spam forums like a complete jerk. Then I'll sms Safiyyah.

72 Who did you last chat with in msn today?
Nobody today.

73. Who do you admire most?
The man who can have his cake and eat it too.

74. Which month are you born in?
The "ninth" month.

75. How are you feeling right now?
Depressed.

76. What time now?
8.47am

77. What kind of person do you think the one who tagged you is?
Nerd :D

78. What colour did you use to dye hair?
Shampoo.

79. Why are you doing this test?
I hardly call this a test.

80. What do you do when you're moody?
Look for Safiyyah, she always makes me feel better :)

81. At which age you wish to get married?
The age of marriage that I will marry at.

82. Who is more important to you?
Obama or Clinton? Whats the subject of this question?

83. If today is the last day of your life,what will you do?
Eat escargot.

84. Who is the person you trust the most?
I trust a lot of people highly, among them Safiyyah, Harez and Jason.

85. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after a rain?
Jon hate rainbow, Jon smash UU *Hulk*

86. If you were to have a dream come true,what would it be?
I'm a lil' too immature to be dreaming of big things.

87. What is your goal for this year?
To make it past my SPM.

88. Do you believe in eternal love?
I believe that we have endless love inside of us.

89. What feeling do you love most?
The feeling you get deep down inside when you look into the eyes of the one you love.

90. Do you really think it's global warming now?
The windows and doors are all shut in my house, the aircon/fan is off, I feel just fine.

91. What feeling do you hate the most?
The feeling of drowning in sorrow.

92. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
I regret some more than I appreciate them.

93. Do you believe in God?
I believe God exists, I do not believe in his power to help all man kind.

94. Who cares for you most?
Hmm. Can't really say this one. Tied between my mom, dad and grandma. Hmm.

95. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
The ability to breathe.

96. What will you bring when you fight?
I don't like to throw punches. ><" 97. What have you done regretted doing in your whole life?
I regret the choices I've made in life, but those choices made me who I am today.

98. What would you feel if no one cares for you anymore?
Like a weed in the ground; just get rid of me already.

99. What if your boyfriend/girlfriend two-timed you?
:(

100. How do you feel now?
Like I just answered 100 questions.

Quotations

2009-03-04T21:48:00.008+08:00

It started with infatuation.

"I love her and thats the beginning of everything."

- F.Scott Fitzgerald

I didn't know why it started, I didn't know how, I didn't even know if it was real.

"Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion."

- Javan

It soon became clear to me it was real.

"It is difficult to know what moment love begins; it is less difficult to know that it has begun."

- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I kept it in for a long time, unsure if what I felt was mutual. I was afraid I'd ruin the friendship.

"Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never."

- Charles Caleb Colton

The feelings did not go away.

"Love is like war: easy to begin but hard to stop."

- M. L. Mencken

In the end, with some coercing, I confessed to her. And she became mine.

"Love is love's reward."

- John Dryden

I made mistakes, I hurt her countless times, but she stood by me through thick and thin.

"Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit."

- Peter Ustinov

Everything we went through only made us love each other more.

"I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only love."

- Mother Teresa

Now, because of her, I can say I have changed. Changed for the better.

"I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you."

- Roy Croft

All I can do now is love her, and hope that this dream continues forever.

"I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun-warmed, flower-bordered path."

- Andre Gide

I love you Safiyyah :)

Bumpy roads aren't meant for bicycles

2009-02-26T22:03:00.005+08:00

But I decided to cycle to school anyway. I just wanted to see Safiyyah, was really missing her, even just after a day.. Okay, so I wanted more info about the Aatikah suicide case(she almost succeeded), but mainly Safiyyah :P So I got on my bike, and cycled all the way to school. All 6 fuckin' kilometers. Woooooot, sweat!

After many traffic lights, and lots of carbon monoxide, I finally arrived at school. Lo and behold, the first person to see me.... KACANG SOYA. Lalala, he was so fucking scared of Aatikah because she sits behind him in class. Ah wells, on to the SPBT room to see Anderson and the ICG(Imba Chinese Gang). Then on to the bilik kaunseling.

HAREZ, FAAIZ, LUQMAN! WOOOOT! Lolz, they were sitting down laughing at Aatikah, those bastards xD I decided to join them and we all had a good laugh(yes, we suck)... Then they told me... Safiyyah didn't stay back. Phhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck -__- We then proceeded to the canteen because Luqman was hungry, although he never really bought any food. Oh well, Harez and I had a blast chasing Amira Kecik around the canteen :D I can't believe shes so afraid of us. Also met up with Rachel, Sher Nee, Mun Yee, Jason and Joanne.

*Fuck you Jason for confirming Safiyyah didn't stay back.

OH SHIT ITS RAINING!!! How the hell am I going to cycle back?! Oh well, I'll just lepak with the 3 bastards for a while. xD We rayau the skola and decided to sit in our class singing jiwang songs like Regresa Mi. Then we started singing other shitty songs like Linkin Park - Mind you, LP rocks. Of course, all of this was with the assistance of Faaiz's phone :D Then we started beatboxing and singing in falsetto. Of course none of us can beatbox very well, and our falsetto's sound like dying cats(mine is perfect though, I've been practising since I was young :P) To accompany this funny shit, we were talking about how hot Taylor Swift is and the KSD (Kelab Sedeyh Doe) Do note that the entire time my feet were on Fatimahs table and Luqman's ass was wiping Sher Nees table :D

Magic note: Our singing made the rain stop ;)

Luqman the short bastard decided to ditch us pimps for Rachel and Sher Nee later on xD We went on without him. And then I got a call from Anderson. Assuming that it was Anderson I answered with "Hoi what chuu wan?". There was a short pause of silence, then I heard a lady's voice talking back through the phone, in mandarin. I went to look outside my class; OH SHIT ITS HIS MOM CALLING. Lalala, I hung up and looked for Anderson, that idiot -.- Why the hell would his mom call me, assuming I'M Anderson? Bahhhhh, who cares.

We all went out and met up with Adam while waiting for our transport (they were playing with my bike lol) We saw Zaharzee, Marina and Zakiah while waiting lol, also saw JAH-SONG who proceeded to molest my bicycle.

Everyone went back in the end, except Harez. Can you say DITCHED? I wonder what time his dad eventually got there.. Not really, I don't care :P I had my own challenge: cycling 6km on wet wet roads. I did get back in the end and had to help cook macaroni for dinner :(

After that, Safiyyah was online, so I decided to "scold" her for not staying back :P Ehehe, one thing led to another, one question brought another with it, and next thing you know we were having mushy conversations again :) Hehe, love that girl, and she's mine :)

So that be teh endz0rs of this postzors.

Sudhan oh Sudhan

2009-02-24T17:52:00.005+08:00

Rules:

It's harder than it looks!
Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
They have to be real. Nothing made up!
If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl question.

1. What is your name: Jonathan

2. A four-lettered word: Jack

3. A boy's name: Jason

4. A girl's name: Jasmine

5. An occupation: Jockey

6. A colour: Jade

7. Something you'll wear: Jam tangan (nobody said I can't be dwibahasa =P)

9. A type of food: Jalapeno

10. Something in the bathroom: John ( lol :[ )

11. A place: Jamaica is a place

12. Reason for being late: Jumped over an electric fence; failed.

13. Something you'd shout: JENG JENG JENG

14. A movie title: the Jungle Book

15. Something you drink: Juice

16. A musical group: Jet

17. An animal: Jackass

18. A street name: Jalan (anything)

19. A type of car: Jaguar

20. Title of a song: Jailhouse Rock

I tag: Y-O-U. Its not like I'm going to name everyone I know -.-

BRAKE!!

2009-02-22T18:44:00.003+08:00

Warning : There is a 16-year-old mad dude on the road driving a green Wira.

I wasn't supposed to be driving actually, but my mom made after she was done teaching Sam. I was pretty shaky at first, but then I got better with everything, and drove to school on the highway at 65 km/h. Take that Rachel. Then I drove home to drop Sam off, then went back to school, then to my grans in Air Panas. =D Maybe I'll get a head start on this crap, seeing as my birthday is just before the SPM.

Puh - ZAM!

2009-02-18T20:19:00.003+08:00

Once again, the title is totally irrelevant to the post. Can't blame me for doing it, its BERSTYLO =D

The damn exams have come, and I feel like boycotting it. My reasoning;

1. Its government set - its a bunch of stupidly put together questions. I mean, C'MON, 2 history papers while all the other subjects only have one paper? Thats just fucked up, I mean, if you want to give a subject 2 papers at least let that subject be something important.

2. Some teacher(whom I truly, deeply despise and will not mention her name here...Nor-fuckin'-mala) has decided to classify the students according to their exam results using colored badges. How fucking stupid is that, its fucking elitism. Is she trying to seperate the students who are already seperated by the already-stupid status quo?

3. It is one of the many hundreds of exams coming this year. Is the government trying to burn out out brains before the middle of the year? Pro tip for the gov: Making your SPM students sit for 666 exams before the actual SPM is real fucking smart. I mean, I can skip this one and just get ready for the next, or I could just chill till the real Ass-Pee-Am.

4. Its an exam - Who has ever wanted to sit for an exam, besides Sharinah and Rabie?

Emo-whiner signing out!

RodentsAreNotTiny

2009-02-13T18:56:00.003+08:00

Damn, its Valentines tomorrow, and Safiyyah has tuition. Might not even go to school.

:( Now I don't know what to do for her.

Swine

2009-02-13T18:53:00.001+08:00

12th -> Phua turns 17

13th -> Jason turns 17

14th -> Mael turns 17

:D Wonderful isn't it? 3 days, 2 people getting beaten up (Phuas so nice we x sampai hati)

The truth

2009-02-04T15:09:00.001+08:00

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys love flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships

i, Chameleon

2009-01-31T09:44:00.006+08:00

Chameleons have a special property within them. They can adapt to fit the color of their surroundings. Its like a second nature to them, in fact, its probably their first nature. But why? Why do they have this amazing ability? Is it because they have no natural way of warding of predators? I guess so. They change themselves to avoid danger, damage, being hurt.

Thats what I've been doing ever since I came back to Malaysia. The changes in situations around my environment cause me to learn how to create multiple masks to shield myself. So many masks to cover my ever changing emotions. But it resulted in one major drawback; I've forgotten who I really am. I was so afraid of hurting myself, I ended up creating multiple personalities to fit the situation, although right now I'm stuck on egoistical lying bastard.

And not only have I forgotten my true self, in my quest to protect myself, I've hurt many others. More people than I can count. Even those dearest to me have not been spared. I used to blame the circumtance, but now I realise that its just me. Me bringing up the painful topics, me asking the stupid question, me to blame. And now its causing a dip in my performances, in all sections of life.

I know now what I've done wrong. I just don't know how to fix it.

i, Chameleon.

Gay parties in Penang

2009-01-30T13:55:00.005+08:00

Yes, Wei Kang, I'm looking at YOU. :P

3 days and 2 nights in Penang is nothing to shout about. Penang is a historical hell hole, filled with old buildings and funky landmarks. I did get to see the many jetties there though :D

Jetties

Tan :D

Chew

Lee

Lim

Ong

Mixed Surname LOL WTF

The most disappointing thing I met in Penang was. The. CHAR KUEY TEOW. The CKT in Gurney is so horrible, I almost cried. Not to mention my experience there was only made worse thanks to some idiot not wanting to take his bag of a chair so I could sit down. Gurney Walk was so full and that middle aged man didn't have the sense to give up a chair no one was sitting on. I hope he dies in a fire. After being gang raped by clowns high on ecstacy.

-Defense of the Ancients-

RAWR, missed out on seeing Xiang and Dylan T_T. I did get to see Wei Kang though, hence the title of todays post :D I'm never playing in your house again. Stupid fucking huge 27 inch monitors. -__- Only gave me headaches :P

The best thing I did in Penang tops

I had the most mushy sms conversations ever with Safiyyah *blush* =]

*Insert random I love you Safiyyah* I love you Safiyyah :)

Summary

Pros

+ Smsing Saff

+ WK's house

+ Jetties

Cons

- Char Kuey Teow

- A few stupid Penangites

- Didn't get to meet up with the guys

Divine Bovinity

2009-01-26T23:53:00.005+08:00

Mad love for the cows. After all, it is the year of the cow. :P

Okay, so its actually year of the Ox, but cow is close enough. They both go moo, have funny tongues, and provide people with food(hello vegetarians, I'm Mr.Carnivore :D)

Maybe it'll be a good year for me. :)

15 Flower Pots.. of DOOM

2009-01-24T11:21:00.006+08:00

RULES: Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs!

1. I'm very OCD about my food. I always must get the first bite, sip etc.

2. I love to pretend to be angry ;)

3. You will never ever find me willingly gaining knowledge from school books.

4. I trust too easily.

5. I still get headaches everyday in the same exact spot on my head :P

6. My ego is the size of all Jupiters moons combined. Just because I'm better than you :rofl:

7. I am the king of stereotyping, even though I don't admit it.

8. Having an IQ of 150 has given me massive insecurity about myself.

9. I have cool friends :)

10. I lie to almost everyone, everyday.

11. I've SERIOUSLY always wanted to jump off the pinnacle of KLCC because I've always wanted to know what the rush of wind hitting your face feels like.

12. I'm allergic to chicken.

13. I secretly just want to sit down on a park bench with her, hold her hand, and just forget the world.

14. At the time of this writing, I am 16 years, 2 months, 21 days, 23 hours and 6 minutes old.

15. Malik is my bitch Edit - Okay, so he's not my bitch.

15a. My right foot has developed scales. Lol. Not joking.

- I'm tagging every single person who reads this, screw the rules.

You're mean,

2009-01-23T18:20:00.011+08:00

she says while trying to teach me some music stuff. God knows I can't resist teasing her. But deep inside, she knows I'm just playing around, she knows my heart aches for her every second of the day. Deep inside, she knows I love her :)

Safiyyah. A beautiful name. An even more beautiful face. And she is the most beautiful person I've ever met. Its hard to believe I didn't notice her in my younger days, but then again I barely took notice of anyone those days. I'm just glad I managed to wake up before it's too late.

Safiyyah. She makes me smile. She makes me laugh. Every single second spent with her is better than 100 years in heaven. And I only say heaven because I can't think of anything nicer :P..

I love everything about Safiyyah, her smile, her voice, her laugh, her funny walk. She'll make the whole world melt away, leaving just me and her. Imagine just sitting there, anywhere, chatting with someone you truly love and would do anything for. It doesn't matter that we both have our shortcomings xD, we love each other just as if we were perfect.

I was actually going to wait till Valentines to post something, but I couldn't keep it in anymore. That tantalizing smile, and that cute voice is just too much for me. So if you're reading this Safiyyah, I love you lots, and you know it :)

Safiyyah Mohd Farid, the best thing that ever happened to me.

Safiyyah, I know you're reading this.

2009-01-21T20:00:00.001+08:00

YOU EAT ASPARAGUS WTF ZOMG

ASPARAGUS LOVER!!!! *shocked face*

...

*goes emo in a corner*

------

Laaaalaaalaaa

Love you Safiyyah :)

Dreams just aren't enough

2009-01-20T22:47:00.000+08:00

Straight off the silver screen. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the truth. And there is absolutely no shit you can do to ignore it.

Reality just bit my ass. I hope it bites yours as well, over and over again.

Life is like a pipe

2009-01-18T23:02:00.000+08:00

If you think about it, life really does feel like a bunch of pipes, and we're just the water flowing within.

You can either go forwards, or go backwards. To or fro. Jalan or gostan. And I've never heard of a single drop of water flowing backwards against the current. You're forced to move onwards in the pipe, as you are in life. Most people don't cope with this fact though, they try to go backwards in the pipe, backwards in life only to realise after 20 years all their toiling has been in vain.

There is no diversity of movement withing a single pipe, its like a colony of grey blobs, just moving in uniform because we don't know any better. How many of us have been forcefully walked down a path we'd rather not, only to regret that persons decision on us. Think about it, how many times have you wanted to do something just because you wanted to only to end up doing something else that you hate because of another party? Orders, bosses, peer pressure, they fuck you up. They fuck us all up.

Have you ever wondered if a pipe can end? Can it reach a point where there no longer is a path for water? And if it can, what happens to the water? My guess is the water just stays there, kept in the dark, not moving, not knowing whats going on, while slowly making way for rotten bacteria and microorganisms. In life, do we ever reach a same apocolypse? Is it predetermined by the gods, or is it a result of our own stupidity? Will we ever make a choice so bad it will result in us living a non-life?.. Only time will tell, and pray that time loves your ass.

The pipe system of life. Live with it, or die away.

I love her

2009-01-16T22:44:00.000+08:00

even more than yesterday :)

I'm Yours

2009-01-13T17:13:00.000+08:00

Name : Tan Wei Xiat (Jonathan)

Age/Birthday :16, Nov 2nd 1992

School : SMK Wangsa Melawati > Aminuddin Baki

Elder sister : Tan Hwey Vern (Samantha)

Younger sisters : Tan Jin Vern (Nicole)

Elder brother : None

Younger brothers : None

Favourite liquid's/ drinks : Orange juice, Mango juice, 100 Plus

Favourite consumables/ food : Anything good

Favourite place to sleep : The floor of my living room

Flying? : No.

Swimming or diving : Diving

How many friends in msn : 100+++

Loved one's : Family, Safiyyah

Get kicked on the butt : Every Saturday

Allergic? : Chicken, Duck, Turkey.. Poultry in general. Also allergic to stupid people, I rash up everytime I set my ass down next to you

Gastric? : Nope

Age of marriage? : Older than 18 :D

Children wanted?: As many as I will have.

Age of death? : Anytime after I do everything I want

Animals in your house? : 2 sisters

Longest fingernails ever kept? : 2.5 cm each

Wanted birthday present : Honestly, a nice day out with someone :)

Q : In your dreams, god makes you a billionaire and grants you a wish, what will you wish for?
I'm a billionaire, I'd use that wish for world peace :P Nawwh, I'd wish for natural resources to be expandable and the ozone layer to be unaffected by pollution.

A - Attached or single ? : Attached? Sounds pretty clingy though

B - Best friend? : Every single mamat and amoi in 5 Zuhal! And a few from Uranus :P

C - Cake or pie ? : The cake is a lie

D - Day of choice? : Thursday = No BM on that day.

E - Essential item ? : My pen.

F - Favourite colour? : Palish green

G - Gummy bears or worms? : Neither. -puke-

H - Hometown? : K.Lumpur :D

I - Favourite indulgence : Apples.

J - January or July? : January.

K - Kids? : Yes, I am a kid.

L - Life isn't complete without?: The feeling of wholeness one gets from knowing what he does is right.

M - Marriage date : Its a movie right? :P

N - Number of magazine subscriptions? - 1 + 1 - 2 = 0

O - Oranges or apples? : Look above.

P - Phobias : Don't get me started :D

Q - Quotes? :
"Believe, and the truth shall set you free!"

"You gotta put feeling into it. My friend said 'fuck, dude' with a feeling. He said 'ph-uuuuuu-ck, dude'."

R - Reasons to smile? : Walking her out, and waiting for her to go home :) Its undescribable

S - Season of choice:) : Autumn.

T - Tag 10 people:) : Random people out there, you know what to do now.

U - Unknown fact about me? : I injured my brain once so now I get headaches everyday.

V - Vegetable? : Yes please.

W - Worst habit? : Forgetting

X - X-men? : I love you sexy Jean

Y - Your favourite food : Nasi Goreng

Z - Zodiac sign : Scorpio

Co-Curiculum

2009-01-10T19:09:00.000+08:00

or as I lovingly call it, koko.

"Every Saturday, 8.30-12.00, get yours today!"

Its amazing how people set you up just because you're in Form 5. I am now the president of the Taekwondo club and Music club, P.K.Pengawas, Head E.C. Prefect, Saxaphone player, Debater, Public Speaker, AND one of the kids unlucky enough to be chosen by the principal to "get" straight A's in the SPM.

Fuck that.

A lot of my friends have been given tough assignments lol. I guess its all for the better considering this is our last year in SMKWM..*Epiphany* LOLWTF, I won't be in high school next year! Its going to be one tough task to keep up with everything my friends are doing. T.T

Pfft, back to kokoworld.

Harez : vice president for Silat

Faaiz : president for Silat lulz imba.

Rupinni : vice president for music

Yen Yoong : vice president for Taekwondo

Sher Nee : president for PBSM - which coincidentally has over 200 members coughlazyassescough :P

Jason: president of the Badminton Association

Rupinni: vice president of the Music club.

It pretty much confirms that Form 5 students have and always will rule over the school. Screw you Nadzmi. :)

School: Day 1

2009-01-05T21:25:00.001+08:00

Pretty much the same as all days. 'Cept this was different :P

Starting with the Monday assembly, it was rather smooth, but I was pretty pissed that 7 prefects decided to skip today. -__- Nadzmi had a good ikrar this time, near perfect. And the discipline of the students was really good overall today :D. Didn't listen to Pn Che Aini when she was membebel-ing up on stage again.

Bad news: Pn Hanitta is no longer the prefect advisor!! T_T This is an imba loss to us.. Hope Pn Fauziah can fill her shoes!! We'll need the support.

Rofl moment of the day: Nadzmi si KP gave a small speech/warning to the prefects at the end of the meeting. It was a freakin' godfather speech. "Respect" with the works, and he even had a godfather tone and accent(wtfness). All he needed was a rose to be complete.

Early in the morning I'm already walking around with Safiyyah; I needed the prefect key to open the door to the prefect room. Left something inside for 2 months xP And this is a rant: WTF, Uranus and Musytari have classes on the 1st floor while Zuhal is stuck on the 3rd again.. At least I don't have to see my bini Mira too much now :D

Goals

1. Walk into class like you own the school: Check

2. Sit NOT next to Jason: Fail

3. Have a nice class teacher: FAIL.

We got Lilinoor. WTF dude, she doesn't even teach me, freakin' sleepy Biology teacher. Mehh whatever, so what if she teachers 85% of the class, the 7 students she doesn't teach aren't happy bout this. I missed out on getting SPBT books because I haven't returned some books *Ladeedaa*

Recess was a breeze, no trouble from the students save a few idiots :D After that I walked into class just before Pn Hanim came in for English (I'm safe!).. Blablabla, day goes on.

Shocker: I was almost picked for English Drama. Can I strangle someone yet? Luckily they went for Ashgar instead. -__-

*Insert worship-Wei Shuang speech here from Pn Hazizah*

Oh yes the bell rang! I walked with Safiyyah(Like always :D) to the prefect room and she dropped off some stuff..

WTF news: Safiyyah bought me a 5x5x5 Rubiks cube from Singapore. Seriously WTF. Also quite a lot of funky Jon-blush moments from me. Well, it was really sweet of her to do so =D You can see why I love this girl :D Now I just need to get her something. For Valentines. Or her birthday. Either way, I must. Lulz

I didn't get to say goodbye to her because I went back in to the school to send some work to Pn Hanim, and during that time she went home T.T Oh well, tomorrow is another day

-Teh Endz0rs-

School.

2009-01-04T18:35:00.001+08:00

Darn thing made me lose my hair. :D

2008.

2008-12-30T19:38:00.000+08:00

Its been 10 days since my last post. Lol, I r imba blurgger(blogger) :D

I've been inspired by Malik (I'm just copying her) to post a recap on my '08 :)

January 08

It was the start of the year, duh. I got into Form 4 Zuhal (top class in WM)! Lucky me~ I also discovered how much I love A.Maths and ICT =D

-I got a keychain from Safiyyah! :):):)

March 08

Pengawas camp. Was pretty imba tbh, lots of eel farming/cooking. Kak Ain (cocaine) showed why she's so great! :D Also, Fiena left for Seseri :(

May 08

Mid-year holidays. Most imba of imbaness. I'm pretty sure I got that gash on my thumb here. Who cares. My memories of cool stuff is always so blur. -.-" Also caught up with Shi Ying during my schools Hari Terbuka! :D I had imba fail results

Skipping to..

August 08(Because I don't remember June-July)

I became Penolong Ketua Pengawas of SMKWM. Ya I know, WTF??! And Nadzmi was elected KP-WE LOVE YOUUU and Mira(Si Permaisuri) was chosen to be Penolong Ketua Pengawas Perempuan. Was really. REALLY. NOT EXPECTED. But I'm proud of my(Nadzmi's) prefects, because we managed 800 students for 3 months with a crew of only 13 people :D Other than that, we had an imba Merdeka/Udesh Birthday party on the 31st.!! :D

- Oya. I confessed to Saff in August. I'm not telling the date :)

September 08

Okay, normally nothing would be good in this month. I mean, its FASTING MONTH, but then again, this is the month where I stopped being a single(Sept 4th, roughly 9.00pm) :D I love you Safiyyah <3<3

October 08

Lol, GG please. Exams are teh ubar suck. Oh well, I went on to get 6A 2B 1C, which is great for a lazy-ass like me :D Lots of Prefect meetings, and the Form 3 came back from "sabatical" to help us big senior Form 4's :D

November 08

Errr just my birthday. And lots of music work, so this isn't a really important month. I did go to Sharinah's house though.

December 08

Err, THE START of my holidays -Thank you T.Ling *STARE*- Well, lots of smsing (RM 80 T_T) and teh ubar cool KUMON CAMP. Most imba sh*t of the whole holidays! :D Along with lots of cool Taekwondo training and spraining my ankle tendon T_T.. And then I find out like 90% of my Form 3 friends got straight A's for PMR.

Conclusion: 09 is gonna have to work hard to top 08 :)

Shoutouts: I love you Safiyyah, Malik, Crystal, Renee, Sanjiv, Jason, Anderson, Sher Nee, Rachel, Mun Yee, Nadzmi, Mira, Me prefect peeps! Andre(lolol), the whole NcT clan!

Tagged by Malik.

2008-12-20T22:34:00.000+08:00

I've been tagged, Malik sucks.

- Malik
- Safiyyah
- Crystal
- Renee
- K.Yoong
- The Singh
- Jason
- Sudhan

- Dylan

1.How do you know 1?
Kumon HAC =D

2.What would you do if you never met 2?
Oh wow. I would... not have a girlfriend :(

3.What would you do if 3 and 4 dated you?
Crystal -> o_O

Renee -> o_O"

4.Would 5 and 6 make a good couple?
YES. =D

5.Do you think 7 is attractive?
Cough cough* Shorty! cough cough*

6.Do you know anything about 8's family?
He doesn't like them.

7.Tell me something about 9.
He's the leader of my DotA clan :)

8.What language does 2 speak?
Malay, English, French o_O

9.Who is 3 goin out with?
I haven't asked.

10.How old is number 4?
14 be she.

11. 5?
16.

12.Who is 6 favourite singer?
Himself?

13.7 ?
No 6?

14.Is 8 single?
I think so.

15.What is 9 last name?
TAN.

16.Would you consider being in a relationship with 1?
*Pukepukepukepukepuke*

17.Which school does 2 go to?
SMK Wangsa Melawati; We aim high, and reach low!

18.What do you like about 3?
She's blur xP

The Kumon Adventure

2008-12-19T00:51:00.000+08:00

was imba stuff.

No joke, it was the best camp I've ever been to.

Amazing crap, it was. And it all started on the 16th =D

...

I woke up at 7.30 to the sounds of.. nothing actually. But thats not important. Whats important is getting to the camp. I was waiting at KL Central for a bajillion years(15~ mins) before the bus arrived. On that bus, I saw this one dude, a Singh fella with his shoes off sitting on two chairs listening to his MP3 looking like he owned the place. ;) Keep and eye out for him later on.

When we arrived, the first thing that greeted us was.... A TRIBAL CHIEFTAIN! Or rather, a dude wearing rags and a funky mask. We had some fun watching him scare a few lolitas before we came off the bus. I managed to shake his hand before going down the slope to the "resort". Down down down the giant slope carrying a fat-a$$ bag filled with clothes.

*Insert registration and kumon-pack-giving here*

Sweet, I'm a Rising Tiger! =D Lulz, sounds way cooler than what the guy sitting next to me was, a "Raging Bull", more like Moaning Cow -cough-. After the registration we walked up stairs that rival Batu Caves (not really) to some big hall where we were sorted out according to our tribes. It was there that everyone discovered the Tribe Chief was... A MISTER SURESH SINGH. He took off his mask and everyone was like.. "omguberwtfbbqpwnt!".

Our Ice Breaking (Quote Crystal: Breaking Ice) session was really cool. Our tribe facilitators were a sweet girl named Jesslyn, she's 22, not 23 xP and one super extraordinairy CAPTAIN ARIVA, which means going up in Spanish, but in Indian I don't know what it means :P He has a whole life story, which I will share with you another day. After the 2 uber cool facilitators, we introduced ourselves to each other. Thats how I got to know Iqmarl(Boss Mal), Sanjiv(The dude from the bus), Renee(Stoned Guitar Hero Player), Ken Yoong(Funny man), Crystal(She's not clear :P), Nabilla(Hurhur, I saw what you did on the bus) and Darren(Crowd control!). Boss Mal was elected tribe leader for having super cool baldness =P We were then given our cool crap -> A toolkit, first aid kit, and 2 loong sticks.

The first assignment of the day was to create a tribe flag, totem head, and a tribal war cry -Oh this is gonna suck baadd-. I ended up being the artist for the flag. Dang did I screw up the tiger xD Totally forgot its proportions and we ended up with an orange lion head with no mane :P The people who colored it did well however. (Okay flag done, next totem head!) This was uber fail. The guys in charge just stuck newspaper and masking tape together to make a big ball and stuck it onto the long stick. In the end we drew some eyes and a mouth. It was pretty scary actually. Scary tiger, but uglytiger =(

The war cry was funny. Sanjiv suggested some Haka lines from the book we got with the Kumon Pack. It worked out pretty well, we screamed our lungs out with Mal leading us. Renee missed it though, she was chosen to go on the flying fox.

Lunch time!!! Some chicken and rice and.. PAPADAM!!! *drool* I ate like a pig and got to know Renee and Sanjiv better. Crystal joined in and we had a lepak session, although I don't think she really took to me =P After lunch we continued with a totem tower and an airplane(lol, I don't get it either). The Tiger Tower (TRIPLE T) won and our airplane was a massive flop, but who cares!

*Chief Suresh says BREAK TIME!!*

Renee, Crystal and Byla(I'm lazy, so sue me) went off to wash up and pee(Renee, this is for you!), and other girl crud and told me to sit down and wait for them, so I did. -__- ... Enter, The Malik! Malik Hisyam Zaihan, to be exact. A tribe member of the Ghostly Wolves(that don't howl) :P We just clicked like that, cause we be bonding! Once the ladies got back, we had a small chat session before we were called to assemble before Chief Suresh. Apache Call time!! Owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowo(Lulz, random)

After a briefing, and something I'm sure I forgot, we had dinner. Important stuff, that dinner is. I went to lepak for awhile and change outta my jeans into track pants in the dorm(which is way way up there) after that so that I'd be ready for the NIGHT WALK(the massive font effects show the greatness of this activity). We were given a briefing and funny crap to do like writing letters before the night walk. *Dum dum dum* Omaigawd, only THREE torchlights allowed?! 3 torchlights shared between 34 people. -Time to get jiggy with it!-

Bossman, Sanjiv and I ended up being the torch bearers(I feel like an Olympian) :D Mal, being the bossman took the lead and was scouting the front parts of the path, I was in the middle taking care of the ladies -Hubba hubba- :P And Sanjiv(Now known as fearless leader) was watching everyones asses. Seriously.

Off we go!!! We walked past mud, and roots, and rocks, and through streams, and crap like that. Being a torchbearer, I had to get into the most awkward of positions to help everyone else onto the easy path :( Once everyone was in knee-deep water and I was in up to my waist a few feet away directing them. Oh well, at least it was interesting. I had to promise to the girls (Crystal, Renee, Nabilla) not to laugh in the jungle because for some reason my laugh is scary at night(?). We all made it out alive, thanks to great teamwork and leadership from Mal, except a few cuts(Crystal's magic cuts) and some injured feet.. Did I mention we LOST THE TOTEM in the jungle? One of the kids in my tribe was playing around with it and being annoying, he ended up losing it. Well, we still have our flag :D

-> Next mission: Get out of jungle, wash feet.

We did that soon enough :D After that we had some supper(water) and we got a small briefing about the next day activities before going to sleep at 12.30. So I said "nights" to the girls and went off to my dorm with Sanjiv to sleep. BUT WAIT, I HAD TO SHOWER. So I stood outside the toilet for a looong time with Malik(he came to the toilets later on) and Sanjiv. I was waiting there, shivering in cold clothes shouting at the people in the showers to HURRY THE FISH UP with Sanjiv and Malik. Eventually, Sanjiv got in one, and this is where it gets good. We were waiting for him to finish so we could get into one(mind you, there are only 6 showers total), but we only waited a minute actually. We heard our fearless leader scream and then he ran out of the shower screaming "Oh SH*T A SPIDER! ITS HUGE!". Malik and I took a look inside, and saw a spider about.. 4 cm long? We had some good laughs at Sanjiv before I went in and took the spider out. -Yes, I have the fishing shower room-

~Day 2~ 17th Dec

This is, was, and will always be the best day of my life -I love you guys! =)-

Today it started with a morning excercise, which was pretty boring except for the Mr. Bean dance xD Once we finished that, we ran down to the canteen to eat nasi lemak *yumyum* It was there and then, we discovered that Renee and Malik fail as Malays, and that Crystal and I fail as Chinese, lol that was an awhsuhm moment. :) ... Kumon Worksheet time. Lulz, we are good people, we actually do work. After that, we went to the hall again to listen to Kumon Completers talk about some funny carrots(I know you guys will understand this) then we had an activity. Pretty much we had to hold hands and squeeze them turn by turn, and the fastest team to do it would win :) Over here, I was holding Crystals hand *blush* my hand turned to freaking stone man, seriously kaku weyh. Other hand was *drum roll* Khes-money-win. Our team won this thing, cause we rawk, or rather, we rawr!

... Water activities are fail. Seriously. We had a bunch of outdoor challenges, and we failed massively in one of the water activities, because our boat rowers sucked(not really, they just weren't told how to row properly). Our physical challengers(swimmers, monkey bar-ians :P, gladiators) were excellent however -Woot!-. Next up, mind games ~Oooo~ We settled this one with style, completing almost every challenge. After that, all 34 of us had to fit onto THREE cardboard planks, and move forward at the same time. It took much effort, and a few kids being carried up in the air, but we got this done. After that we had to spin around poles 10293813247 times and try to run a straight line back to our tribes. This was mega-lols. Almost every person ran diagonally and fell down-including Renee- xD A few people even ran completely sideways like a crab. Right after that, we were subjects of even more torture. With our dizzy heads, we had to run around a small enclosure whacking down letters of the alphabet. Yes, you heard me, ALPHABETS. A-Z. That was one fished up game right there.

Well, once we got our heads back on, we went down to the river/pool thingy for our next assignment. This time, we had to weave through rafia strings without touching them. This was cool, because every one in the tribe was a TIGER and tigers are slinky and flexible(actually, we just swam under them). Here comes the hard part: Once 10 people were past the maze thing, we would get ready on either side of another string. This one was quite high and long and straight. Turns out, these 10 people had to carry every next person over the string *Omaifishinggod WHAT* We had 9 strong guys, including Mal, Sanjiv, and myself, but we also had Crystal, who was basically just standing there supporting us. This is where the real competition started. We were up against the Moaning Cows. So we started the carrying, and we rocked at it. We beat them in the end through numbers, although thats not so important as what Yoke Yee did. She was the last in our tribe to be carried, and I'll admit, she was pretty.. hmm.. big-sized. We had a hard time carrying her, and she was also afraid of going over the rope, but we managed to get her over after 5 tries, much to the applause of everyone around us, including the facilitators and the Raging Bulls. Yoke Yee deserved that applause for being so brave :).... NOW EVERYONE BREAKS OUT INTO RASA SAYANG WHILE SPLASHING WATER AT EACH OTHER. Mr. Chief Suresh let us have a '10-minute break' which lasted pretty much for an hour to play in the pool and crap. This is where the real bonding and fun began :)

Crystal went to try out the Flying Fox first, while Malik, Ken Yoong and I met up and started wrestling on the log. I managed to push Darren off, then I "commited suicide" with Ken Yoong. Then we went to act like monkeys on the monkey bars, I managed to jump on Malik while he was midway through the bars ;) Next up, Sanjiv and I managed to corner Renee and Nabilla, we threw them in the river, much to our amusement and their -CENSORED-. Don't worry, they pushed us in as well. I went to look for Crystal and we later joined in and had lots of fun... -LOUD ALARM- Crap, fun times over, Chief man Suresh was standing there with his loudspeaker opening his mouth ready to talk...

"Everyone into the OTHER side of the river for PHOTO TAKING NOW!!"

Woot! We love that dude! *I rush to the other side of the river with Crystal, Renee, Nabilla, Malik and Sanjiv* We were all standing there in freezing cold water screaming and jumping for photos. Renee, Nabilla and Malik were shaking their a$es off from low cold tolerance xD For the photos, I carried Malik, Renee and Crystal. We had lots and lots of fun and water splashing before Chief man told us to go shower and get ready for dinner. Mind you, this was no ordinairy dinner, this was a BBQ DINNER.

I had to wait 120912376 years with Ken Yoong before getting into the shower, which I did really really really fast. And this time there were no spiders ;) HI SANJIV.

Crystal, Renee, Nabilla, Ken Yoong, Sanjiv and *special guest* Malik decided to eat at the "Tiger Station" which was basically the big stairs next to the monkey bars and log over the river :) It was dark but who cares, we had each other. And the food was omfgwwwwtfBBQ awshum! Fried rice, Kuey Teow, Fries, Sausages, Chicken, Prawns, Fruits and some cool red color drink, to which I still have not figured out =P All of a sudden bossman Mal came in and decided that it was time to teach everyone the Haka which he showed me earlier. We(the Tigers) had some practice runs with the Haka, and Mal and I lost our voices halfway through so I was silent for the rest of the hour. After our dinner, we headed on out to the bonfire. Perfect activity for us all. We sat around the fire(Crystal and Renee were lying down all over the place) looking at stars and watching the giant fire. It was here that we had our Haka competition. The Warrior Lions were first, they had a cool Haka around the bonfire. Teh Uber Special ahshum Tigers were third to present the Haka, and we did, much to the applause of the other tribes. This is where Bossman Mal showed why he's the bossman :) However, there were some bad Hakas(Moaning Cows) that received the Apache Boo. We even got to watch the Completers and Facilitators show off their Hakas. Next, we sang songs around the bonfire, tribe by tribe. We didn't sing any real camp songs, but instead you would've heard songs like Bad boys, Oops I did it again, Where is the love, and many MANY more.

-Insert random post about how much I love you guys =)-

After the bonfire session, we went off to eat supper. No one in our gang actually felt like eating, until we found out it was DONUTS. Renee and I started jumping up and down :P We filled our plates up with donuts and went back to the Tiger Station to discuss our sketch. After some funny moments with donuts and a few inspirational ideas, we were interupted by Chief man Suresh who told us to go somewhere dark and secluded so that facilitators wouldn't find us and tell us to go to sleep(It was 12.30). So we took to his advice and found a spot in a canteen area in between Renee's dorm and mine =P It was here that Renee had to pee, again. The rest of the Tigers went to complete the sketch while Renee and Mal had some business to take care of.

Enter Crystal on ngantok mode =P Seriously, one of the most funny things I have ever seen in my life. She was the writer for the basic outline of the sketch, and where there should've been a speech by C.Ariva there was funky lyrics from a song Crystal and I had heard earlier.Zai zai zai zai ring a bell? =P We eventually got the sketch finished and Crystal then topped the night off with her statement, "Okay, finished the script. Now lets discuss the sex.". Roaring laughter folllowed by some angry/malu moments from Crystal xD Several minutes later, a few fall-asleep-on-my-shoulder moments from Crystal, a facilitator encounter and a brush with a stick insect(Relax Sanjiv, its not a spider) we finally finished our discussion-no rehearsals though :(- So I said good night to Amalina, Renee and a very sleepy Crystal and watched them go off with Ken Yoong before heading back to my dorm :P

It being the last night, the Tigers were all pretty sad as they went back to the dorms, but we did get to lepak with each other till 1.30 =) K.Y and I lepaked with Sanjiv for a while in the dorms before going to sleep. Bossman and Khes-Money came in at 5.30 after playing cards xD

~Day 3~ 18th Dec

I was woken up early in the morning at 5am by some idiot with a loud alarm. The whole dorm was swearing at him @.@ I re-woke at 6.30 with some assistance from Firdaus(another Tiger). I was still groggy, but went to brush my teeth anyway with K.Y. On the way down I bumped into Malik and Crystal who were waiting for Renee, who was probably pee-ing again :P We decided to go down and eat breakfast first. Malik, K.Y, Crystal and I managed to find a table and had some nice left over fried rice from the BBQ dinner and good ol' Milo. Renee joined in later on, greeting us with her classic stoned face. We had a good time eating and laughing before we were called by Chief man Suresh to go pack up and bring our bags down.

*Insert sadness here*

This is where it starts to hurt. :( We were all sad that we'd be going. But we'd go out with a BANG. In the hall, we had our presentation(sketch), but not before a short power outage that left everyone cheering for some reason :P In the end, we managed to pull off our rushed sketch, with me as the great hero Captain ARIVA, and Sanjiv as the clown of the sketch, pulling off the most amazing jokes and stunts, and one "We will rock you" rap solo :) Crystal was also a great narrator, and Darren and K.Y were best crowd managers!! ;)

After the sketches, the prize giving ceremony started. And waddya know, The Rising -Super Awshum- Tigers won first place! We beat the Warrior Lions, Raging Bulls, Black Hawks, Growling Bears, Ghostly Wolves and Biting Pythons for this honor. Malik and his wolves came in third which was great =D No one from the Tigers won the most popular, most friendly and most helpful Apache awards due to Chinese bias, but who cares, we're all winners in our hearts =)

It was a teary goodbye as we hugged and said farewell to all our tribe members. Crystal was hugging everyone left right and center because she was going far far away to Johor :( Renee was also jumping around hugging everyone with her stoned face :P. One last group hug and e-mail/phone number exchange and off we went to our buses. I didn't see Malik, Renee, Darren or K.Y again, as they were on different buses T_T. The Singh Man, Nabilla and Cash-Money were on my bus, so no worries about them. At the bus depot, I was waiting to see any of the guys one last time, but it seemed like a dying hope. All of a sudden, I saw Crystal walking up! Yay, at least I get to see her one last time =) We had a last minute chat and hugged before she went off to Johor. I had to get on my bus then =(

On the bus, Sanjiv and I were chatting non stop about carrots while Kheswin was walking up and down doing don't know what and Nabilla was being a naughty girl at the back of the bus! -I see what you did thar- :P

Conclusion: Kumon HAC camp '08 was great, I met a lot of new friends and clicked instantly, we had lots of good times, and got a few girls e-mails and hp numbers *wink wink* ;)

Malik and Renee, my two best buddies

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